the seat is equipped with a small keypad that automates and controls two retractable wands (a gray “posterior” one and a pink one for “feminine areas") that spray warm filtered water on all your most private places.
I can imagine what the more unwholesome types would make of that…
First, almost ALL toilet paper is recycled paper. They don’t cut many trees down to make toilet paper anymore.
Second, they talk about saving water when this thing uses water? The amount of water that is used to make toilet paper pales in comparison to what would be used by this thing if a lot of people started using it.
Third, your butt is wet after you use this thing and that air dryer ain’t gonna do the job, as we all know from hand dryers.
As an aside, has anybody seen those new Xcelerator hand dryers. Those things are awesome. It could blow the skin off your hand with just a little more power! Your hand looks like the boobs on the women on one of those naked sky diver deals.
As an aside, has anybody seen those new Xcelerator hand dryers. Those things are awesome. It could blow the skin off your hand with just a little more power! Your hand looks like the boobs on the women on one of those naked sky diver deals.
Those things are pretty wild, and creepy. It’s like you can see your skeleton.
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