These poor companies. How can we expect them to pay taxes when they spend so much money to provide our Senators and Representatives with the luxuries they so deservedly require to dazzle our eyes.

And lets not forget that by bypassing taxation, these companies don’t have to pass that expense along to you and me! We all win! Life is fuckin’ great! Let’s disband the IRS and put those savings back into those who need it most!

And the poor? Kill the fuckers! More soap and lampshades for us all!