DTPr software has it’s place, certainly—but if you want the audience to listen to you much less is best (none at all best of all).

Oh come now. If you say anything that’s not on the bulleted list, it totally doesn’t count at all.

Besides, people need something to print out later so they can print out EVERY utterance you said for the last 93 minutes. Not that they were counting. Or yawning. Or thinking about when you would shut your fat face so they could go eat chicken. Because they weren’t. They totally weren’t.

PP is designed to make idiots look good.

It’s not even that they look good: it’s just a distraction from them to the “big screen” so whatever lameass nonsense gets a by.

In my ideal world, people will have to tell me WTF anything needs a foil. If you can’t answer, off to the vats with you.