I, for one, am glad that Dammit Janet is off my tv screen.

There’s a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet

She was annoying, yes. I don’t think its fair to criticize heather for giving me profile shots, that’s the one they went with, no? I’m sure there’s some non-profile shots in there.

I’m surprised that Tyra wasn’t all, “Is it b/c of the Ass Burgers that you can’t make eye contact with the camera?”

And I’m getting really annoyed with the crappy editing.  I could tell exactly 8 minutes into the episode that Dammit Janet was off like a prom dress at a crappy high school fashion show hosted Roy Campbell.

Sarah kind of sucked.  Jenah looked like a crackhead at panel.  Ebony’s afraid of smiling with her teeth showing?  Has she not seen the freak show above of jenah’s chin? 

I’m kind of over Lisa’s whole victim attitude.  Grow a pair already, wouldja?

Oh, and the ice skating challenge was retarded, although I <3 Benny Ninja.  They should totally add him as a permanent judge.

Oh, and the ice skating challenge was retarded, although I <3 Benny Ninja.  They should totally add him as a permanent judge.

I bet he replaces Miss Jay when Miss Jay leaves to start his or her own reality show.

Good Call. 

“America’s Most Fiercest Runway Walker,” hosted by Jay Alexander.  Not to be confused with, “America’s Most Fiercest Street Walker,” hosted by Janice Dickinson.

Benny Ninja is just the best name ever.  If I had another cat, I would name him Benny Ninja.

That’s a sign of obsession, MD.

Is it?  Then I guess I shouldn’t tell you that I’ve renamed Eloise as Lady Penelope.

I can’t decide if Edward is more of a Stubby or a Bevets.

Hahahahahaha, when I brought Esme and Egg home for the first time, I told my roommates (sisters) that I was naming the kittens after them. “That won’t be a problem, will it?” For a second there, they looked nervous.