A few thoughts:

-I <3 Heather.  Social retard solidarity! 

-And even though I think she’s totally fug, I <3 Victoria for not being a total see you next Tuesday. 

-Unlike Kimberly.  What a bitch.  Honey, the only thing clinging to you is plaque to those fugly ass teeth.  (Sorry.  She reminds me of all those bitches in junior high who made this social retard’s life miserable.  Poor Heather.  I just want to give her a hug.)

-Asperger’s is the new young mother hood, which was the new loss of parent under tragic circumstances at young age/psoriasis, which was the new being found in a mall, which was the new…

-Is there ever going to be a Lisa on this show who’s not fucking crazy?  At least this Lisa is pretty and could be a model.  And has thus far refrained from soiling herself on national television.

Oh, and the no smoking gimmick is hilarious.  Say buh-bye to Jenah and those serving platters she keeps behind her upper lip, as she’s dq’ed for lighting up a ciggie. 

Did anyone else notice Yaya from a past season (the one Eva won, which was 3 or 4?) in an Olay facewash commercial?  I’m impressed.  That’s, like, a real modeling job!

You totally called it. And I’m glad because I couldn’t stand that little spoonful-of-sugar wench. And Heather got first place. Go Heather! I didn’t think her photographs were that good, but I was glad to see her win.

Didn’t notice Yaya. But the no-smoking gimmick is so dumb. I think they should have a no-chewing gum gimmick instead.

I think they should have a no-chewing gum gimmick instead

Then maybe the girls would know how to walk.  B/c you know how hard it is to walk and chew gum at the same time…

Heather’s “before” photo was pretty good, but the “after” photo reminded me of Masaccio’s Expulsion from Eden:

I’m a bad person, I have yet to see an episode this cycle.

tsk tsk tsk.

I have a good reason, we have been having some discipline issues with my daughter so the TV has been turned off for the last week or so. I have been DVRing most shows and watching after she’s in bed, but I have a lot of catching up to do.

How are the kids otherwise, Bish? It’s been a while since I asked.

Not too bad. The boy is finally sleeping in his big boy bed, although he still wakes up some nights. His eczema is still acting up, but not as bad as it was.

The girl is ok, except for her inattentiveness in class and deciding to play the ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours’ game when a boy at school asked her.

The girl is ok, except for her inattentiveness in class and deciding to play the ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours’ game when a boy at school asked her.

Whoops. But who didn’t play that game sooner or later?

I missed it last night. Actually, I’ve only seen it once and it just didn’t rock me like Brett Michael’s show does.

I think it’s because I’m terrified of Tyra Banks.

deciding to play the ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours’ game when a boy at school asked her.

I dunno, compared to what the young ‘uns are up to this day, that sounds downright wholesome.

You know what really cracked me up?  The $1,000 shopping spree...at Old Navy.  Is it even possible to spend $1,000 at that place?

That’s what I was thinking! She gets everything they’re selling, including the boys’ clothes.

Haha, Mila DID go to BU!  I so called that one too!

And Kimberly getting the “too skanky” edit.  Man, I am getting too good at this.

LP/MD It isn’t that she played, that happens. Our problem is that she tries so hard for people to like her, that she doesn’t think about what she’s doing. And like MD says, this is trivial compared to what it could be, but we want to put a stop to it before it goes any further.

Sorry bish, I didn’t mean to trivialize it—hell, I can hardly take care of two cats, I can’t imagine raising some human young ‘uns.

Our problem is that she tries so hard for people to like her, that she doesn’t think about what she’s doing.

Definitely something important to address at an early stage.  You know what happens to girls with low self-esteem.  They end up on ANTM and get ripped to shreds by people like us.

Wow. Kids are so complicated. I don’t know how you handle that, but I’m sure you’re doing a great job.

Don’t worry MD, didn’t think you were trivializing at all.

They end up on ANTM and get ripped to shreds by people like us.

OMG the shame.

And LP, you just do the best you can with the tools you have. No matter what.

And LP, you just do the best you can with the tools you have.

And if the only tool you’ve got is a hammer, pretty soon everyone looks like a nail.

This would lead me to guess that Lisa the Bikini Dancer will not, in fact, be America’s Next Top Model.