Maybe she’s a tranny and he’s still getting his full seven inches of ache buster?

Maybe she’s a she-male??

No, plenty of women are more than happy to take the job of cover wife, if the price is right. The smart ones know how to completely abdicate the traditional wifey jobs - cooking, shopping, home decor etc. As long as you can be discrete with your pool boy dalliances. Much more difficult these days, I would imagine.

Kato Kaelin is still available, for poolboy or houseguest dalliances. VERY discrete.