"Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 3 seconds!"

Yea me!

51 seconds. But I kind of overestimated my abilities, I think.

1 minute 6 seconds. Damn.

Congratulations! You could survive for 57 seconds!

1 min 28 secs, bitches.

1 min 28 secs. And that’s including crying like a sissy after my arm gets bitten off.

BTW going up on the top bunk with the velociraptor is a sucker move. I know that from getting busted by my girlfriend while at boarding school.

A minute and 32 seconds! I think the key is punching him in the mouth and staying on the ground.

1:06
I’d scream when it lunged at me but once my arm got bitten off, I’d choke it with my chain. That’s MY arm, dammit.

1 minute 3 seconds. Probably not the funnest 63 seconds I’ve ever had…

1 minute and 13 seconds - though I have to admit, I used some of the hard-earned lessons the rest of your discovered.

So I’m the first to go. Hmmm. Well, I’d like to see any of you survive being chained to a bunk bed with my right-wing born-again homophobic racist baby-machine sister, and I lasted years through that. You’d claw your eyes out before the first night was through. Yes you would!

Yes, but is she “easy on the eye”?