27 turns, which I guess is pretty bad. I got the Thin Mints right first time though (and those are the only GSC’s I ever buy anyway).

Plus, who looks at the cookies when you can look at the Scouts?

ATTN: Internet patrol officers! Dimmer thinks brownies are vixens ... just saying.

Hey, there’s no harm in looking!

Or have I not been keeping up with the latest thought crime legislation?

14 tries.
I ran afoul of the “named differently in some areas” phenomenon. My favorite are the Caramel DeLites which are apparently Samoas elsewhere but because I knew they were caramel, I tried labeling them Dulche De Leche.