This reminded me of an old George Carlin routine where he talks about “bombing brown people” and “the last white people we bombed were the Germans, because they were trying to achieve world domination, and that’s our job.”

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There was a Little Rascals episode where the kids thought the escaped Wild Man From Borneo! was their long gone Uncle George.
you don’t want to eat me, Uncle George, mom says I’m spoiled

All he wanted was their candy. Yum yum eat em up.