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Friday, April 25, 2008
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Posted by Murdered Duchess 04/25
03:23 PM | | In his newish book Love and Sex with Robots, author David Levy predicts that in five decades or so, people are going to be fucking and falling in love with humanoid sex robots.
Fifty years! How is Spazmo going to wait that long?
/I keed, I keed.
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Posted by Murdered Duchess 04/25
03:30 PM | | someone needs to make this their avatar:
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Posted by Spazmo 04/25
03:35 PM | | /I keed, I keed.
Nah, you’re pretty much dead on. My robot lover will look like Kristy McNichol and she’ll rape me with a Louiseville slugger.
I think once gene therapy becomes as backyard DIY as tattoos and piercings are now, the body modifications will be completely bewildering and a person’s relative humanity will eventually become lamentable.
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Posted by Murdered Duchess 04/25
03:39 PM | | she’ll rape me with a Louiseville slugger.
God, I wish I could get a boy to take it in the ass.
What?
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Posted by Lady Penelope 04/25
03:41 PM | | God, I wish I could get a boy to take it in the ass.
How come when I asked, Spazmo looked horrified and askeered like? Next time I’m not taking no for an answer.
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Posted by Spazmo 04/25
03:43 PM | | How about
No! No! No! No! No! No!
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Posted by Spazmo 04/25
03:44 PM | | I had a girl lick my ass once. I got so relaxed I almost slid one right in her mouth. Never aked for that again. I mean, unless the girl doesn’t mind…
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Posted by Spazmo 04/25
03:44 PM | | I’m not talking about Lady P there. This was years ago.
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Posted by Murdered Duchess 04/25
03:52 PM | | Ex-MD liked taking it in the ass. Current MD is not a fan of the idea. I asked, Why not? It doesn’t make you queer or anything.
He said, “That’s not what I’m worried about.”
“then what’s the problem? It’ll be great.”
“I’m really not into having anything up there. It sounds uncomfortable and unsanitary.” (Yeah, he’s been hanging around me too much if he’s complaining about things being unsanitary.)
“You’ll love it. I swear.”
“Find, you can fuck my ass...”
*gets the strap-on ready*
“Right after I fuck yours.”
*loses hard-on*
The discusssion has since been tabled.
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Posted by Murdered Duchess 04/25
03:53 PM | | Aren’t you so glad I feel the need to share these things?
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Posted by Spazmo 04/25
04:12 PM | | Aren’t you so glad I feel the need to share these things?
It’s not too weird, I don’t think. That’s a scene that has played out in bedrooms across the land.
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Posted by Murdered Duchess 04/25
04:39 PM | | Actually, when I went to buy my fake penis, the chick at Good Vibes was so non-chalant about it I felt downright bourgeois.
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Posted by Murdered Duchess 04/25
04:47 PM | | Ok, robot-fuckers and poo eaters, I’m outta here. Have a nasty weekend.
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Posted by Moon 04/25
05:31 PM | | I love how Savage’s readers, in order to console him on the loss of his mother, sent him pictures of their boyfriend’s butts.
HA!
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Posted by Moon 04/25
05:33 PM | | Now that I think about it, did Penelope Landers (or whatever her name was - Ann Landers’ daughter) get pictures of butts when Ann Landers died?
I doubt it! But, you never know.
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Posted by Waterhouse 04/26
01:15 AM | | “Right after I fuck yours.”
Fair’s fair, Duchess.
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Posted by Lady Penelope 04/26
02:19 AM | | Fair’s fair, Duchess.
That’s what I’m screaming. I let Spazmo have his way with mine, now it’s my turn…
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Posted by Lady Penelope 04/26
02:20 AM | | Sorry, probably too late, and too much information…
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Posted by Waterhouse 04/26
07:30 AM | | Spazmo, fair is fair.
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Posted by Moon 04/26
11:25 AM | | Fair is fair. Tit for Tat, so to speak.
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Posted by Murdered Duchess 04/28
10:28 AM | | Sorry, probably too late, and too much information…
Never too late or too much when it comes to teh secks.
Besides, haven’t you read half the things I share on a regular basis?
Probs not, b/c it’s tmi.
/And I concur with the fat helper monkey. Fair is fair in love, war and buttsex.
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