Bonobos, who are genetically as close to humans as larger chimpanzees, use sex much as we use handshakes --as a form of greeting between individuals in any gender combination. See an old friend, and you start rubbing genitals together, with mutual orgasm serving as a hearty “How ya doin’, pal?” Plus, bonobo bands are female-dominated, which should be a special enticement to women investigating their chimpanzee transition options.

HWSNBN is a Bonobo now?

Poor HWSNBN. We even denied him the handshake.

We even denied him the handshake.

There’s a handshake? Nobody told me about the handshake.

For you we’ll go straight to the smack on the ass. Somebody get the paddle. I’m going to enjoy this.

x2

I know a secret about HWSNBN.

spill your guts CoCo…

Oh… please! do, do.

Hahahahah, I said “doodoo.”

I’ve probably told you Lady P.  It’s from the old days of catch.

I know I definitely told Kev, just to make him cry tears of fear for what he had wrought.

Hmmm.  It’s probably not that interesting really.

HWSNBN was bumping uglies with .... which fellow catcher?

There’s a handshake? Nobody told me about the handshake.

You bastard!  How dare you forget that beautiful night of passion we shared?  I’ve still got the rug burn!

HWSNBN was bumping uglies with .... which fellow catcher?

Let’s see...who was the Catcher who was posting as a 13 year old girl but was actually a middle aged man living in his mother’s basement?

THAT was Kevin.

Really?  Damn.  My guess woulda been Bevets.

Haha. Well, if he really was bumping uglies with some body, best to protect the innocent. I don’t think I’ve ever been told who, but I’d rather not know.

Which makes it look like it was me, doesn’t it?

Well yeah ... I was just going to drop hints but you came right out and admitted it.