I still can’t believe fucking Tootie won.  I mean, I knew it was coming, but when Chantal was called out for F2 instead of Jenah, I thought maybe there was a chance…

And Tyra needs psychiatric help.  The delusions of grandeur are ridiculous—like her walking down the runway flanked by Chinese minions and the announcement, Tyra Banks Has Entered.  And you know all the Chinese people were like, so that’s what smells like ribs.

And I know it’s pointless to question the authenticity of those final runway shows, but this one didn’t even make any effort to appear to be a legitimate fashion show.  Where was the audience?  Or do fashion show audiences in China have to wear the same thing and line up like soldiers?

Apologies if this post makes no sense.  I’m a little out of it due to illnessness.

Proj Run: I’m sad Jack left.  I liked him.  But I’m also glad he won’t have to be kept around and have his HIV status turned into a freak show.  Not that a reality tv competition would ever take advantage of a contestant’s medical condition to boost ratings and create fodder for a 5th rate talk show.  Ahem.

I was also sad Stephen left.  I liked him too.  Why can’t they kick off Christian already?  His emo-ness makes me want to do bad things to my television.  And I love my television.

I missed the finale, but I knew that Tootie was going to win after last weeks ep.

Oh well, there’s always next cycle.

I don’t know why, but I can’t get into PR. I love Top Chef, but the rest of Bravo’s reality competition shows just turn me off.

PR is distinctly lacking in drama this season.  To paraphrase Rich at FourFour, they seem to have focused on the talent factor more than the batshit crazy and will make great tv factor when choosing this season’s contestants.  I just hope ANTM never goes that route…

I find it hard to give a shit the first 4 or 5 episodes of Project Runway b/c there’s just too many contestants.

I dunno. Elisa and Christian qualify as batshit crazy in my book. I haven’t seen last night’s PR yet, but how Tootie was judged the fiercest contestant in ANTM this year is beyond me. I realize I only hate her for her hair, and that her hair is not her fault.  And maybe they weighed in her hair as a handicap--like she had this godawful hair and she STILL managed to take a few okay shots. But I just don’t get it. Without the hair, she had too high a forehead, and with the hair, she looks like Tootie. There’s always next Cycle, I guess.

Tyra tried shoving Tootie’s fiercenessness down our throats, hoping people would ignore the rampant rumors of the show’s being fixed.  Not only was Toots in Tyra’s Camp T-Zone (for chicks with problem skin?), but she was also on an old episode of the Tyra Banks show.  Not to mention that, in violation of one of the show’s rules in which contenstants cannot have been in a national advertising campaign in the last five years, Tootie was in a Wendy’s commercial.

The plot sickens, it does.  Oh well.  Who wants ribs?

Elisa and Christian qualify as batshit crazy in my book.

I will grant that Elisa is crazy in an entertaining way.  Christian is not.

Elisa is known as Puppet Lady in our house. I love her because she gets under the skin of all the so so serious there. She’ll make top five just to make sure heads continue to explode.

Sweet Pea is hopeless.