House Bunny?

WTF is up with her eyebrows?

Of course a lot of movies don’t fit these criteria: shitloads of movies get made. Calling out, for example, “The Big Lebowski” makes no sense taken with the ouvre of “Fargo”, “Blood Simple” etc.

And the three rules are actually just one: “have two women with names talking about how heavy their flow is” is pretty much it. Yawn!

Besides, every volume I have of “Lesbian Analinguist Olympics” fits these rules—does that make them great cinema?

(Actually, they are pretty great, especially volume IVXI on blu-ray where you can count the individual hairs on the ring-piece.)