no one really knows about the output of the sun

Well, except anyone who has heard “Why does the sun shine?”.

Ha, I thought big bad mutha left a funny comment.

(rolls eyes at self)

Every time I go past a Hummer or other giant SUV, I say “pig car!” and make a pig nose!

i actually have a giant SUV but you take what you can get sometimes - that said, if i were to see you do that i would probably wreck it laughing and have to get a new vehicle. so, continue your green efforts