I wish I could say we did. It sounds AWESOME. But Spazmo wouldn’t have none of it. For this I’m making him watch couples (brother and sister) ice dancing.

I ain’t much on figure skating, men’s or ladies’. However I will watch the other blade sports (speed skating and hockey) without discrimination, if it happens to be on while I have a bit of time. Also I watch curling, especially women’s curling. And free style skiing is the the best.

"How come they all have to look like Edward Scissorhands?”

-Letterman this week