I tried quoting bits of this article to the dental hygenist yesterday when she was going on about how Dangerous Everything Is These Days. I was pretty looped on nitrous and she had a lot of big pointy things in my mouth, so I don’t think I convinced her of anything, plus she had a really big teased up 1985 hairdo. I’m bored with the scairdy pants schtick. I’ve met a variety of people, and it’s been my experience that most of them aren’t out to kill you.

Violence is making a comeback… Rioting is back in vogue and will be coming to a U.S. city in the near future…

\sharpen up and get ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence

what? I’m not prepared for rioting! Should I make some deviled eggs? Some green bean casserole? Maybe some little pimiento cheese sandwiches cut into artful shapes. Also, what should i wear to the riots? I’ve got some really cute 1992 purple Doc Martens that I just haven’t been able to throw out.