Ok, I’m sorry, but no top model needs to learn how to crawl on the floor like Samara from The Ring (to whom Heather bears a frightening resemblance, no?)

Also, isn’t it funny that Tyra mentions the videos she’s been in, but not that awful one where she was actually singing (it was in one of the early seasons fo the show)?  Nice selective amnesia there.

Heather’s headed for a comeuppance of some sort. She’s doing too well. They have to diss her eventually. 

And yeah, I was wondering too why Tyra didn’t mention her glorious American Idol moment.

Once again they edited it such that there wasn’t much question as to who would be going home.

Poor Sarah getting all crumpled-y faced and sad at elimination.  Frankly, I’d be thrilled if someone told me, “You’re just not fat enough, sweetie.” Although the flip side of that is that she’s not thin enough either.

Whatevs.  A pretty girl with zero modeling potential who was clearly only filler/meant to convey some convoluted message about the fucked-uppedness of the modeling industry that ends up doing nothing but make us think, Gosh, Tyra, you’re fat.

Haha.

She didn’t, in the end, look that much heavier than the other models. They should’ve advised her to drop twenty and compete.