Banks looked at a photo of a redhead named Britney. “Oh, my God. There are four girls named Britney and two named Olivia. Am I going to have to change all their names again?” She studied another photo. “This girl is a bombshell,” she said. “Is she Southern?”
“Yes,” Mok said. “I wonder if she’s bigoted. That could be interesting.” Mok paused. “How’s our one Asian girl doing? Isn’t she also a stunt woman?”
Michelle Mock shook her head. “Unfortunately, she’s not into rocking Asia, but what do you think about Nicole? She’s tried a few times already.”
“I want to give the girl a third-person lesson,” Banks said. “Don’t ever speak of yourself in the third person. My mama taught me that.”
“Who are our most self-centered girls?” Mok asked. “Who’s stirring the pot? Has anyone surprised people?”
“Well,” Michelle said, “there’s a girl who dresses her rats in diapers and takes them to the mall.”
Oh please please please cast the be-diapered rat lady!
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