Gosh if only I had a camera I would so show off my six-pack abs and my core muscle tautology…

Meanwhile:

Mr. Gan, who, aptly enough, is also the editor of a magazine called “V,” says, “I think I’m allowed to dress this way.”

WTF? How old is this guy, six? Does his nana still dress him in the morning (taking extensive care of course to make sure if a left or right hand hang is best for the day)? “allowed to dress” indeed…

Um, didn’t you mention an iPhone? Let’s see the heavage, Mister.

I’ll see what I can do once the sun comes up—although darkness may be a blessing come to think of it…

It makes no difference if I use a old time film camera or a digital shooter or a phone snapper, any attempt to capture mu image results in a broken device. Everyone should be thankful.

mu=my

(damn it)