Dear god, let’s hope the updates include a new cover.  That dude looks like he’s barfing in her mouth.  I mean, I know some people are into that and all, but still.

a harrowing section on penis injuries caused by vacuum cleaners ("very hard to repair satisfactorily").

But makes a great story at cocktail parties!

But the book’s still only targeted at straight couples. Boo!

That’s ‘acause them faggies and lezzies ain’t s’posed to enjoy no sex. God sez so!

(At least that is the official Republican line.)

By the way, what do gay horses eat?

(Turn your head to the side, bend your elbow and let your wrist go limp as you say) “HHHAAAAY”

That dude looks like he’s barfing in her mouth.

A Roman Shower is, I think, the term. And Ewwwwww!