As an American Citizen heavily invested in the Military/Industrial Complex, with a shudder as you realize one of the main sources of your financial gains is no more.
In the Catalonia region of Spain it is a tradition, for some reason, to add a whimsical pooping figurine (usually famous persons) to nativity scenes… Google image search “caganer” for endless examples.
Why not add an el caganer to your local nativity scene? I’m sure it would be regarded as light hearted fun in the spirit of the festive season… or get you some air time on CNN Breaking News.