I wonder if he’s touring the US.  Even if he’s not, I would go to Montreal to see him perform.

That’s hot.

There is a little urban park in Montreal just off The Main where Leonard likes to hang out.  It is informally know as Leonard’s park, populated with street people and old men with nothing to do.  I’m sure you could have a chat, he’d probably hit on you.

I’m sure you could have a chat, he’d probably hit on you.

Shut up!  You really think I could hook up with Leonard Cohen?

Well I think he’s still with Anjani Thomas.  She’s pretty damn hot.  I would not let that deter you though.  If I were you I would spend a lot of time thinking about how to achieve the goal, and then practice. A lot.  That is the key to success.  Or so I’m told.

Leonard and Anjani at said park in Westmount.

I’m going to quit my job so I can spend all my time practicing how to seduce Leonard Cohen.  I’m sure the boy won’t mind.

She’s pretty damn hot

the hat makes me sad.

Or at least I could ask him if he minded that I’ve lifted a line from Chelsea Hotel to use as the title of my book.

your memoirs?

Har har.  No, it’s a collection of short stories, so far only half done.

This is awesome. It bothers me they wrote his name in the same sentence as John Cougar Mellencamp.

I hope Leonard won’t mind me wearing my Death To Israel t-shirt to the concert. Cause, you know, death to Israel.

‘Cause, you know, death to Israel.’

Dude?!?

I don’t think Cohen is adamantly Zionist.  Besides, like the rest of us, he’d be upset you were wearing any kind of shirt and covering up those magnificent ‘tas.

I don’t think Cohen is adamantly Zionist.

Well, not anymore, anyway.  But he should still marry me so we can show the world that love can flourish between an Ayrab and a Jew.  Or at least some crazy poetry-induced sex.

But he should still marry me so we can show the world that love can flourish between an Ayrab and a Jew.

Willing to do your bit for world peace?  There could be a Pulitzer in it for you MD.

Are you kids ready to rock?

/I keed

You need to do your bit to control the pet population GoatBoy.