What is it with you and Guiliani, Dimmer?

Hillary gives me a blow-job for every nasty thing I say about him? Just kidding. I give her a blow job for every nasty thing I say about him—and man is my jaw tired.

But seriously… he’s a serial liar, he claims credit for things he had nothing to do with and takes no responsibility for thing he did. In our ever declining circle of presidents and presidential wannabees he really stands out as being the worst possible choice America could make. As least W. never pretended he’d done anything worthwhile or that he wasn’t a good-ol’-boy shit for brains: Guli seems to think he has and that he’s not. That’s psychotic. The last thing we need is a new leader with that kinda problem. We’ve taken the world to the edge, Guli might just be the fuck-wad to push us over, and much as I hate everyone and everything, I really wouldn’t want to see that happen.

On the other hand, he might be a great GOP candidate: after all, he’d be so easy to blow out of the water. But we’ve been there, done that. A war hero ran against a war coward and that was used against the poor fuck who put his life on the line—and we bought it. Well, us or Diebold, take your choice.

Don’t get me wrong, I doubt that anyone is hanging on my every word in respect of how to vote. My pitiable tirades against this little mendacious fuck will go unnoticed. But for my own sanity, silence isn’t an option. For all his bluster, NYC wasn’t worse before him: it was a modern city with issues, not a pale Disneyland sans rides.

No sir, I don’t like the fellow, and I’ll stand up and say it. Even if he still thought he was a Democrat*, I’d still be against him.

(* he is still a republican right? I know he’s been democrat, indie, and probably a Scottish Nationalist thus far...)

Actually, for $100 I’ll write a bit ripping a new one of anyone you care to mention, probably factual (in some fashion)—I am noting if not an equal op hatred whore myself. Alright, for you, $50, but not a penny less.