Was this list compiled by Patti and Selma Bouvier??

Man, this show was awesome. I never, ever watched it, and now I’m sad.

When the gelatin dissolves in the water, the sodium reacts violently with the water and causes an explosion which blows a hole in the wall. ("MythBusters" busted the size of the explosion but verified that pure sodium does cause an exothermic reaction when mixed with water, just not enough to destroy a concrete wall.

Awesome. We have to destroy some Sodium Potassium mixtures one time (known as NaK in the trade). We had to hire a sharpshooter and he fired away from 200 yards, so that nobody was close to it. It was a nice explosion. He missed the first and we gave him a lot of shit. Sharpshooter, my ass!!! Hahahahaha! He just nodded at us and went about his business. Oddly, every one reported a flat tire the next day and no reason for it. Just a small puncture made when nobody was anyway near our car.

/Ah, hahahaha! That last part isn’t true. We knew who did it.

A friend went to the tire shop to get a tire repaired, and when they took the tire off of the rim, there was a linoleum knife inside. They said that sometimes happens.

No, we think he shot out our tires!!

From a long distance away! Maybe miles! We don’t know.

When my spare radial went south we found the body of Phil Ochs jammed into the rim. No-one believes me when I repeat this story: but I KNOW and PHIL KNOWS the truth.

Also, we forced Bob “Bobby” Dylan to write a good tune. That one didn’t work out.