Shameful. Madonna should stop fucking these little schoolboys and look for a more, well, me.

Shameful. Madonna should stop fucking these little schoolboys

Horseshit.  They’re both adults.  If the genders were reversed, you’d either not notice or be chuckling.

Oh, I was chuckling already—sorry I didn’t make that apparent enough!

If he is (and I really, really doubt this) being forced into service of course that would be wrong, just as it would if the genders were reversed. But as you say, two adults, doing what they want = no problem.

The calls home could be hysterical though: “Sorry I’ve not called lately Mom, I’ve been fucking Madonna.”