Yes, Yes. He’s a better man than me. Still, he’s irritating and I want to dump something liquid and smelly and cold over his head.

I am not a good liberal.

I hate Sustainable Dave.

Thank you, Moon. That makes me feel better. Even though you, like Sustainable Dave, are a little too economic with the toilet paper.

Meet Sustainable Dave, the man who will never get laid.

What does he do when nature calls? I’d bet good money he put 500 lbs a year of human waste down the sewer.

with any luck, it’s biodegradable.

I swear I put 500 lbs down the sewer systems last week alone. I don’t where it all came from.

It made for some nice rings, though.

Ugh! Stop with the rings! Do you hold a mirror up to your ass crack? Do you shove a camera up there and take photos and study them? NO NO NO NO NO! No more butt ring talk! I ate dinner tonight and I don’t want to see it again.

Just show us the moobs and the short pants.

The rings are so big they cover my whole ass. I told you before!!! No need for cameras or magnifying glasses.

His wife and kids are exempted from the challenge

AKA, he just gets one of the kids (Uranus and Myanus) to toss out the stuff that might be/become objectionable. What a hero!

Government and industry can play their part in reducing the trash stream by cutting back on unnecessary waste — especially packaging

Go ahead and hate him but this IS one of my big beefs. We regularly have to order computer mice and the fucking vendor sends them all to us in fucking individual plastic-and-cardboard blister packs. We then have to open each one to get at the one itty-bitty thing that we really needed. Just yesterday, we generated two bins worth of recyclables doing this. When the hell are manufacturers going to start giving AT LEAST the corporate customers the option of eco-packaging. Hell, it’ll cut down on shipping costs and storage requirements in addition to the package manufacturing and recycling energy requirements.

I’m going to go grumble in a corner now… don’t mind me…

What are you doing with those mice that you need to order so many?

I had to buy one of those damn blister pack openers because I got tired of cutting my hand every time I bought something. That is ridiculous. They are now putting all these cheapass items in blister packs. Stuff that NOBODY would steal.

We have a field sales force that we send peripherals to - we rarely get all the bits back. We have a bunch of labs and you should SEE the mice that come out of those. We also just hired 50 temp headcount that all needed mice. In about a month, our mouse consumption should return to normal levels.

Just don’t ask what we do with the rabbits.

No more butt ring talk!

Come on, LP, the lad’s just discovering his P spot!