A monkey eluded capture in New Delhi after injuring at least 25 people and reportedly trying to drag off several children, The Times of India reported Monday.

They’re coming for our children. This is how it begins, people. This is how it begins.

You know what’s next, too; they’ll want us to condone ape marriage. 

When helper monkeys go bad.

You know what’s next, too; they’ll want us to condone ape marriage.

“Take your stinkin’ hands off me, you damn dirty ape!”

You know what’s next, too; they’ll want us to condone ape marriage.

Thankfully we have the (closeted) Conservative Christians of the Right (kind of marriage) to protect Americans.