Well, start by being leader of your own country, then take over a publishing house, a printer, a paper mill, some trees etc.

/cynic

The summary of his astronaut story doesn’t sound too bad actually, sure it’s a familiar theme, but even so. Of course, that may be because I always have a death or two in anything I write.

/comment

Keep trying.

/cheerleading

Maybe he was trying to woo Ms. Rice