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Please help me and A. name our dog!

Friday, November 07, 2008 posted by in Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Beasties Jerry-Up

Before we get too attached to the name given to him by his original rescuers (who found him living on the streets on the South Side of Chicago), we want to choose a new name this pup. Well, being that he’s probably two years old, he’s not exactly a pup. But he’s got a puppy-like demeanor (see first two pics). At the same he has a seriousness about him, probably from having had to survive the streets (see third pic).

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Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 02:53 PM

Atticus.


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Posted by stubby
11/07 02:56 PM

He is awesome.

Name him Khan and it would sound cool every time you yelled for him.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 02:56 PM

Henri (pronounced Ohn-REE).


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Posted by Moon
11/07 02:58 PM

Bandit.


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Posted by Lady Penelope
11/07 02:58 PM

Mitchell.


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Posted by Lady Penelope
11/07 03:00 PM

You can always go back to the Sarah Palin name generator for some unusual names.


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Posted by flock
11/07 03:00 PM

A. just suggested Shasta, like the mountain, but it reminded me too much of the soft drink.


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Posted by flock
11/07 03:01 PM

Buddy, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Gripper Carom Palin


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:01 PM

Or Shasta McNasty.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:02 PM

Jello Shot.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:02 PM

Hush Money.


Posted by Carmichael the Polar Bear
11/07 03:02 PM

Virgil.


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Posted by stubby
11/07 03:02 PM

Obo.
A mixed breed from Chicago.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:02 PM

Spart Part...oh crap I thought we were trying to name Fat Jerry’s race horse again.

How about Ted?


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:03 PM

Virgil.

Nice.  I would also throw Dante out there.  Or Dylan.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:04 PM

Parker!

/not just messing w/ LP’s head, I think it would make a great name.  Parker Lewis.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:04 PM

Elliot


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:05 PM

MyPenis.  B/c that oft-circulated email from 10 years ago was right—that would be a really, really funny name for a dog.


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Posted by stubby
11/07 03:06 PM

Solomon.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:06 PM

Freedom Dog!

Exclamation point part of the name.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:06 PM

Barnaby.


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Posted by flock
11/07 03:07 PM

You guys are good. I’ve been so stopped in thinking of names.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:08 PM

Roscoe.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:09 PM

Raskolnikov


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Posted by flock
11/07 03:09 PM

Tapestry of Passion


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:09 PM

Duke.


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Posted by stubby
11/07 03:10 PM

Shama Lama Ding Dog


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Posted by Lady Penelope
11/07 03:13 PM

Mistletoe.


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Posted by flock
11/07 03:14 PM

Turdblossom


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Posted by stubby
11/07 03:14 PM

Capone


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:33 PM

Sweet Possum Moon Breath


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:34 PM

Stallionaire


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 03:35 PM

CHUCK BASS!!!!

omfg you have to name him chuck bass.


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Posted by Lady Penelope
11/07 03:38 PM

Stallionaire

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA. I vote for this one.


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Posted by Moon
11/07 04:34 PM

Willie is always good, if you don’t want to go with MyPenis.


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Posted by Moon
11/07 04:45 PM

Poo is a good name.


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/07 04:46 PM

The duke’s late dog was named willie.  Well, it was William Carlos Williams, but we all called him Willie.


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Posted by flock
11/07 05:40 PM

Thanks for all the ideas, people. I’ll post back with what we decide.


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Posted by rev. dimmer
11/07 07:58 PM

Wanker.

That wasn’t a suggestion for a name, I just like saying it.

Wanker!


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Posted by Moon
11/07 08:08 PM

Boner!


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Posted by Moon
11/07 08:09 PM

You could just call him “dog”, which is what I do to all the dogs I meet.

“Hello, dog”


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Posted by stubby
11/07 11:03 PM

Tralfaz


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Posted by Moon
11/07 11:47 PM

Astro!


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Posted by gloveshot
11/08 01:28 AM

Horndog.

Bango.

Fuck Me! (yell that out the door at dinnertime)

Stud.

And last but not least: Gloves.


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Posted by rev. dimmer
11/08 02:51 AM

Stubby?


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Posted by Tapestry of Passion
11/08 01:54 PM

Corndog

or

Chubby Does The Twist In Chicago


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/10 01:08 PM

Javier


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/10 01:08 PM

Manuscript


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/10 01:08 PM

Corbis


Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/10 01:08 PM

Getty


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