Oooh! I like.

I remember seeing these all around when I was a youngster.

Wow! Think of all the space for clothes!

Conelrad has everything about the Civil Defense of the United States of America during the 1950’s-70’s. Well they are adding more from time to time. They even have a page for the likes of certain couples who may hang around this popnut stand.

Wow! Think of all the space for clothes!

Yes, MuDu and I will have giant shoe and handbag closets.

But you, Moon, will only be allowed to bring short-shorts. Okay, one tux for dress occasions. An assless tux, of course.

Wow! Think of all the space for clothes!

Well, to be fair, we do need to devote a couple of wings to anti-Looter/CHUD/Mole People/Zombie/Robot defense systems and armories.

Also, at least one wing should serve as our library - post apocalyptic life may get pretty boring with no TV and no Internet.

Also, at least one wing should serve as our library

Something like this, perhaps?

We can just have LIVE Fat Jerry! With a permanent place for Lady P in the Circle of Shame room!

We can just have LIVE Fat Jerry! With a permanent place for Lady P in the Circle of Shame room!

There will be no circle of shame room. Executive decision. There’s just no room for all that nonsense. But there will be certain rooms that only admins have keys to. Naturally, in case of emergency, it’ll be up to us admins to ration out the booze supply. I’d start kissing my ass, um, now.