among 15-to-24-year-olds, 29 percent of females and 27 percent of males reported no sexual contact

Hmm, so we can extrapolate then that 2% of chicks are lezzies? Or do I need to go back to Statistics 101?

Don’t take this the wrong way, but if a government type guy had asked me if I’d got my dick wet/arsehole explored when I was under 16 (21 for the arse part) I would have said “No!”—even as I wandered off to find a lace curtain to wipe myself off/one of those rubber ring like things those with tragic hemorrhoids use.