People contemplating becoming gay, and maybe even having just one partner should witness the advantages of to Biblical Marriage as explained by Betty Bowers. They will see that doing it the “right” way would give you many opportunities that a simple gay or straight relationship could never offeer.

(Disclaimer: I think everybody should have free choice to the lifestyle and life partner(s) they choose, and should all be given equal protection under the U.S. Constitution.)

Pat’s bit only uses one gender for his pronouns. Why do hetero warrior men only fixate on male rectums? It is mystery!!

Because see, the root of all gayness is the phys ed department and the counseling division of education. Coaches are responsible for the creation of homo boys and girls. Think of it. If I had been sexually assaulted by any of the members of the coaching staff during high school, I’m pretty sure it would have put me off of any manner of sex, probably for life.
Just thinking about it makes me a little queasy.
I need to sue somebody.

Why do hetero warrior men only fixate on male rectums?

Because hetero men think lesbians making out is hot and do not truly want to close off the possibility that they may be able to watch some day.

Oh, Gloveshot, I LOVE that link.
I shall need to put that on one of our servers so the next time the vendor who told me I was going to hell comes in, well, I can show it to him.

If I’m going to hell, I might as well do it in style.

At least he gives a half nod to science that “some” homosexuals are born because of biological “problems.”

Baby steps, people. Next week, we’ll work on the whole the world is round thing.

Yeah, Betty Bowers rules.

I had no idea there are coaches and guidance counselors for gay.  It wasn’t mentioned as a option by either when I was a kid.

"hetero men think lesbians making out is hot"

Hey! It is! Twice as many titties, double pussies—and the only person you have to worry about satisfying is yourself! It’s perfection!