mmmm! I set it on the thanksgiving table for the gumbo, but forgot to clear it before the desert was served. Was my face red!

I just add a couple of drops of this to a cup of water and put it in a plant spritzing bottle. Stops rabid dogs, snakes, crazy people. I also ad a drop or to to a bowl of soup or chili before I eat it.

ad=add, to to=2 to. And I made 4 other corrections before. Time for bed.

also, a word from your domestic overlord:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ooaialYEtU