Sad that she’s insane… she’s kinda a cutie.

cute + the crazy is teh hotness.

Yeah, but she falls below the curve on the Vikki Mendoza Crazy/Hot scale for me.

It is however entirely possible to be insane in much less damaging ways… ways that don’t involve battery with a feline.

I mentioned this to a co-worker and we were discussing using one living being to attack another and I just remembered that someone once picked up her small child out of a stroller and shook the child in my face while yelling at me.

I was working a voter registration booth. The woman was trying to make a point about abortion.

Being nearly attacked by a woman wielding her own child, though, was an interesting experience.

cute + the crazy is teh hotness.

The crazy ones are a nightmare, but are always so super-sexy. Why is that?

The woman was trying to make a point about abortion.

How she should have gotten one? Because the kid would be better off?

My parents tried to aborted as an infant.

My parents tried to aborted “ME” as an infant.

forget it…

eye kant right eye’m two tyered

The woman was trying to make a point about abortion.

How she should have gotten one? Because the kid would be better off?

She was yelling, “Would you abort THIS.” And I thought, but did not say, “Hell, no. That child is what, two or three? It’d be a little too late at that point.”

I’m a bad person.

She stomped off before I could come up with a polite rejoinder.

Ok, Jerry-Up
What’s the strangest object you’ve been assaulted with? (Fruit doesn’t count… unless it’s really strange and exotic fruit.)

My wife tossed her fucking cat on my svelte gut as I was trying to sleep.

What’s the strangest object you’ve been assaulted with?

My sister used to use the Family Bible as an assault weapon. it was heavy and worked for the purpose.

My sister used to use the Family Bible as an assault weapon.

God smiting you by proxy!
The nun-with-a-gun makes even more sense now.

<Scene> <LP sitting in a redneck bar, getting the hairy eyeball from the regulars...>

Redneck: What kind of nun are you?

LP: You know what I am? I’m your worst fuckin’ nightmare, man. I’m a sister with a gun which means I got God’s permission to kick your fuckin’ ass whenever I feel like it!

<LP downs the rest of her drink, throws some money on the bar, and gets up to leave>

LP (louder): And I want the rest of you hillbillies to know something, there’s a new sister in town. And her name is Lady Penelope. So y’all be cool. Right on.

cute + the crazy is teh hotness.

yeah we are. 

I’m still chuckling over Mrs. Kenley Penley.

I was looking for this, just found it two weeks later.