Well, this is interesting…

OH, I can’t wait!

Does anybody watch Project Runway? I’m really looking forward to next week’s show, the one with the drag queens. Right now I like Kenley and Korto.

Name: ANALEIGH

So we’ve figured Spazmo’s favorite for the season. 

Name: CLARK
Clark?  Or Hedwig of the Angry Inch Fame?  You decide.

Name: ELINA
Age: 19
Hometown: Berdichieve, Ukraine
Oh please let her be as awesome as RoL2’s Ukrainian Love Truck!

Name: HANNAH
Pretty!  Doomed.

Name: LAUREN BRIE
I see this season’s hoochy edit.

Name: MARJORIE
Wow...Jael and Sarah from Season 8 had a baby!  Good for them.

Name: NIKEYSHA
Looking at those shoulders makes me hurty.

Name: SAMANTHA
Oh I take back what I said about the cheese girl.  We’ve found our season’s hoochy.

Right now I like Kenley and Korto.

I like Korto as well.  I didn’t like Kenley until she started laughing hysterically at judging yesterday.  Now that was funny.

But my fave’s Suede.  MuDu loves Suede.  MuDu would like to punch Stella in the badly-plastied rhino.

The top three choices are obvious! 

McKey, Elina and Sheena

But I would definitely throw in Analeigh, if only because she looks like I girl I dated a long time ago.

Elina has a tattoo on her stomach.  Dear god, please don’t let it be Angelina Jolie’s tattoo.  That’ll be, what, the third time a chick on this show has had that?  Also she looks like she has a permanent case of bitch face.  Which of course = awesome television.

I really like Hannah.  She looks like a mix between Fiona Apple and Maggie Riser. 

Isis’ photo has either been photoshopped very poorly or she’s got some seriously wonky ankles.  I wonder at what stage of transitioning she’s at...I’m imagining some fun lessons on the art of the tuck from Miss Jay.

You know before I had any idea that Isis was in transition, I thought she had a wonky look about her. My thought was that she’s cute at a glance but once you focus on her, something is off.

And for the record, I preferred the first link. My office blocks LJ.

Sorry bish.  I’ll post a couple more links for folks who can’t access LJ.

No biggie MD, I have the old one.

omg, I just realized that Marjorie is French.  Imagine if she were the pre-surgical equivalent of RoL’s Angelique.  Man, this season has so much ho-tastic potential it’s not even funny.

And people wonder why the Television industry is worried about loss of viewership.

Well, we can’t all sit around reading Proust and tutoring inner city kids like you, gs.