7) Jerry Springer

Undeserving?  Says who?

I only have my two “Little Enid (from Ghost World)” figures, and my season three of “Reboot” figures, my Dot Matrix mini-fig, my Diablo 2 Barbarian and all of these were very deserving…

I’ve got all the action figures from the Bone comics including the humongous Kingdok figure with removable tongue and arm.

(A nice writeup of the comic’s style can be found at Geekosity along with the notable nod to Walt Kelly’s Pogo as an obvious inspiration.)

I have a Roy Rogers figurine from the 50s. He’s waving and smiling.

Alas, I am missing Trigger. And the dog. But that I am missing Trigger is a problem.

He’s never really been gone

Happy Trails to yoooouuuuuuu,
Until we meet again,
Happy Trails to yoooouuuuuuu,
Keep smilin’ until then....

That plays at the end of every racing day at Arlington Park.

Ah, The Sons of the Pioneers - is there any better musical group?

I doubt it. Truly.

Meaning they are the best.

I have a Freud figure on my desk at work.  Except no one recognizes him.  People ask, Who’s the old guy?  Is that Colonel Sanders?  Why do you have Robert E. Lee on your desk?

I could Robert E. Lee, but Colonel Sanders? Why would anybody have Colonel Sanders on their desk?

Do you eat a lot of KFC? Maybe that explains it.

Do you eat a lot of KFC? Maybe that explains it.

No, I’m a vegetarian and I don’t eat anything at my desk.  Way to make assumptions about fat people.