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Stuffed up? Have a wank!

Saturday, September 20, 2008 posted by Rev. Dimmer in Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Advice Health

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Posted by Moon
09/20 06:29 PM

This really works, but it doesn’t last.

My theory is that the blood goes to the you-know-what, thereby making the swollen sinuses less swollen.

10 minutes after, you have a stuffed nose again.

HA! 2 things I’m expert at. Swollen sinuses and masturbation.



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Posted by rev. dimmer
09/20 07:01 PM

If you are not ready to “go again” in 10 minutes you are not much of a wanker really.

Odd as that seems.



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Posted by Moon
09/20 07:34 PM

If you do it right the first time, you’re good for the whole day!



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Posted by *hydrated®
09/20 10:01 PM

I don’t know cause when you’re in a woman and you’re at that point when the slightest movement causes you to "censored by the moderator" well you get what I mean.



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Posted by rev. dimmer
09/21 02:52 AM

We have moderators censoring stuff? Who knew?!?



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Posted by *hydrated®
09/21 07:16 AM

“Censored” moderators you can all go straight to “censored” you “censored” mother censored!



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Posted by Lady Penelope
09/21 09:58 AM

I think hydrated did that himself. It’s bolded and italicized. We’re too lazy for all the froufrou.



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Posted by rev. dimmer
09/21 12:51 PM

Still better than me: I’m too lazy for just the frou.



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Posted by Moon
09/21 01:57 PM

Now, this is like “Eyes Wide Shut”. I want to know what happened behind the people blocking the action!



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Posted by *hydrated®
09/21 03:21 PM

Again I stand alone accused of being the one who is censoring myself, too what end would such an action on my part be? I’m fairly sure it’s Mrs FJ as I didn’t show up to her loft as I promised because Lady P had a better offer.

And I didn’t post them so I’m real sure it was Mrs FJ “ You “CENSORED”!!!



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