Attorneys for Trulock, 59, say the Cherry Pit is nothing more than a private residence where a group of friends get together on weekends to socialize in whatever way they prefer.

Heh.

well, really it’s Duncanville Texas, not tony Marin County.

Hilarious to defend group gropes on a “privacy” claim.

I love the “I don’t want them having sex because it makes it hard for me to park.” angle.

You know, as it was SFgate that “reported” this, I assumed it was local. But it’s not. It’s in Texas, so why the fuck does SFgate care?

Becuase it makes a good story.

Sometimes, I dislike the “global community.”

Arthur Leonard, a New York Law School professor who studies sexuality law, said the size of the parties might be a legal obstacle.

The size of the partiers may be a sexuality obstacle.

This is what happens to squirrelly ultra-repressed suburban dwellers who don’t have enough get-up-and-go to kidnap, murder, and dismember hitchhikers.

This sounds like a situation in need of White House attention.  Perhaps our President should send in US Troops to protect his Christian Brethren from the local Heathen Sex Nuts.