They had the woman with autism on the Today show this morning. Apparently she got kicked off. She was more sleepy than unhappy.

I was getting sick of her. It was her time. But this screws up my final three prediction.  I had her in there, Bianca, and one of the blondes. I was close.

She was more sleepy than unhappy.

Someone’s been taking their meds.

I knew it was going to be Jenah and her teeth and Heather in the bottom two at exactly 8:09.  Of course I started watching at 8:08, as I was previously engaged with making dinner.

What the editors lack in suspense-creation skills, they make up for with their viewer-manipulation skillz, b/c I was so sick of Heather in the past couple of episodes.

What did she say on the today show?

Also, Bianca is officially awesome.  Funnest bitch evah!

But this screws up my final three prediction.  I had her in there, Bianca, and one of the blondes. I was close.

If the spoilers on TWoP are correct, then the final three is semi-bogus, the final two is bogus, and the winner makes me want to puke.  One of them is referred to as “Tootie,” and it’s totally accurate.

You know what would be a great show?  America’s Next Top.

I remember her saying some bullshit about how she didn’t finish but she made a lot of headway for autistic people, blah blah blah. She kind of droned on.

So she became annoying? How? Tell me, so she won’t seem as hot.

Tell me, so she won’t seem as hot.

So the “pale, dark-circle-under-eyes and hunchbacked” look is what you’re into, huh?  Poor LP with her healthy glow and good posture.

/I keed, Heather’s pretty hot.  And could actually be a model.  Unlike Tootie.

Out of the remaining contestants, Bianca is the only one I can see doing any sort of real fashion work.  Chantal could do some cheesy catalogue work, maybe an editorial for The Asymmetrical Eyes Review, but that’s about it.

Strangely, dark circles under the eyes are hot.

...and you didn’t answer my question.

They started showing her complaining all the time, and obsessing every time she didn’t do something perfectly.  Mostly I was annoyed that she started cowering under the Mean Girl antics of the other bitches, when what I really wanted her to do was start kicking ass and taking names.

So she was weak. And she failed. This is the way of life.

That’s deep, dude.

So she was weak. And she failed. This is the way of life.

The weaker models get pushed to the outside of the pack. From there they get picked off one-by-one, the way God intended.

I just figured out who Tootie is. Oh my god, I can’t believe I missed the reference at first. And worse, TOOTIE? For serious, she wins? No wonder the ANTM winner never has a career.

The thing is that Tootie, whether or not she wins, already has ties to Tyra—she was in that T-Zone Camp thing, and she was in a runway show in one of the previous seasons.  Seriously sketchy.  At best, she’s the poor man’s Felicia, who was a lot more interesting to look at and not weirdly pear shaped.

And speaking of ANTM and careers, all I can say is Holy shit!

No, it’s not Kimora Lee Simmons in a Baby Phat ad.  It’s JADE!  In something called Apple Bottoms.  Apparently designed by Nelly.  That’s just...so…

*brain ‘splodes*

To backpedal:

The resemblance is...uncanny

That whole pageboy ‘do, either curled under or cut blunt, seems to be making some sort of comeback which leaves me bemused.

Tootie’s makeover was supposed to be a Louise Brooks bob:

Which the “celebrity stylist” (can’t remember who it was this season) interpreted as the unfortunate Tootie bowl cut previously depicted.

Lulu in Hollywood, a collection of Louise Brook’s writing, is a wonderful read.

Brook’s = Brooks’

Tootie bowl = doodie

Regarding Project Runway, I really hate Christian and Elisa. I kind of like the fat guy.