87
As a 1930s husband, I am
Very Superior

Never mind that I’m not married yet.

Dresses for breakfast.

Does this still count if breakfast is at noon? And can I freely interpret for more modern mores?

If not, well, I scored an amazing 37 if I took the most pessimistic interpretation of everything. A more liberal interpretation gives me a score of 63.

I like “Gives wife real movie kisses, not just dutiful peck on the cheek.”

92
Very superior.

I became argumentative and disruptive and was asked to leave the testing area.

-16. I don’t know if they meant for the “-” to be a minus or just a hyphen, but it matters not much anyhoo I guess.

flock, that bodes well for your upcoming nuptuals, I guess. Depends upon your future wife’s score, I bet!

/I bet women score a LOT lower than men!

When I took it for you, dimmer, you came up as a 60. So there.

^^^ Look - Praising hubby in public - that gets me extra points, doesn’t it? Or do I get a few knocked off for contradicting him in public?

Wait, I was smart aleck-y about it. I definitely lose points for that.

Monopolizes radio on Sunday as for the baseball broadcasts.

Get your OWN radio, bitch!!

Smokes in bed.

I never use tobacco, but I definitely SMOKE in bed!!!

Teases wife re fatness, slowness, etc.

You are SO fat and slow! And you can’t hit the free throws! WHY do we have you on this team, again???

Tries to keep wife equipped with modern labor saving devices.

Just try the “rabbit”, would ya? And leave me alone.

Well liked by men, courageous--not a sissy.

Finally, an easy one!

Writes on tablecloth with pencil.

What????

OOOHH! OOOOHHH! Even after all that,

101

As a 1930s husband, I am
Very Superior

You all must really suck! Hahahahaha! SUPERIOR!!!! ONE HUNDRED AND ONE!!! WHOOO! That’s like “Eleven” on a Marshall Amp!!!

I take it back, flock. There’s going to be trouble, if you only got an 87!

153

As a 1930s husband, I am
Very Superior

Yea but then I’m pussy whipped.

Whoa! That’s like a 15 on the Marshall Amp!

You didn’t even tell the bitch to get her own radio!

Here’s what it looks like if you enter their code

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Question for men: At home do you stand over the toilet splattering your pee all over the rim, floor and walls? Or do you sit on the toilet seat and pee like a girl.

Nobody except me has used my toilet for the last 3 years or so (I hope!).

I sit and pee when I want to read.

I did in the past stand and pee all the time then one day it occurred to me that I was really making a mess around the toilet so I decided then to always sit when peeing at home or as a guest at anyones home who has a clean bathroom. But still I stand in gas station restrooms or Mc Dee’s cause like yuck!

McDees has a urinal. If you sit on that, you’re certifiably crazy.

Of course, it could be worse.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2d1_1212561280

Oh, no!

Let’s make that a REAL link:

Man!

Never mind that I’m not married yet.

So, we’re invited to the wedding, right? Will the bride’s maids be cute?

Bridesmaids!!! YES!!!

Bride?

Superior, but not Very Superior. Hmmmmmmmmm. Must be the Red Nail Polish?

89

As a 1930s husband, I am
Very Superior

In the 21st Century I an a God among Gods.

I lied on just about every question, cause I’m a guy and genetically programed to lie especially when women are involved.

Superior, but not Very Superior. Hmmmmmmmmm. Must be the Red Nail Polish?

MOTHER Superior, in your case.