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The kids put our Poetry Nook to shame. Write, you bastards!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 posted by Lady Penelope in Poetry

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Posted by stubby
02/13 10:06 AM

Pandas

Pandas eat bamboo
All pandas live in Japan
Pandas are harmless.

Good god, this kid is an idiot.


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Posted by Lord Henry Wotton
02/13 11:16 AM

Spiders
Spiders have eight eyes.
Spiders make a sticky web.
Spiders have a spinnerets.
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Spiders
Spiders have eight eyes
spiders can spin pretty webs
spiders have eight legs.

Somebody’s going to have to wear the plagiarist hack hat.


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Posted by rev. dimmer
02/13 12:40 PM
Pandas are harmless.

Yup, he’s an idiot.


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Posted by Lady Penelope
02/13 12:43 PM

Soon enough, he’ll wander into a zoo, steal the key ...


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Posted by flock
02/13 12:44 PM

Pandas eat bamboo

Yeah, what are they teaching in schools these days?  Everybody knows they eat ants that they catch by sticking twigs into their nests.


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Posted by Lady Penelope
02/13 12:51 PM

I thought pandas ate ten-year-old haiku writers.


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Posted by rev. dimmer
02/13 01:43 PM

Only if they can get their legs apart.

Anyway…

Hanky Haiku:
I can’t haiku
It’s just something I can’t do
I can’t haiku.


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