Ron Paul supporters by county?

People that rub their shit in children’s hair?

Incidents of the strange measured by weight, not volume.

Marijuana grow operations run by individuals identifying themselves as Christian.

Gumboot and hipwader fetishists (neoprene and fabric-lined rubber) based on Google queries, by county.

Poultry wishbone collections, measured by units not weight.

Terriers with an undeniable, lurking sense of doom. And who speak english in a high-pitch monotone.

People who don’t get Seinfeld?

After a serious look, I would say Native Americans per square mile.

Or otherwise the number of people who admit to masturbating while on the toilet.