Your responsibilities include cooking, staying skinny, wearing sexy things around the house and doing whatever your man tells you to do

I will if you will.  As Waterhouse says, Fair is fair.

He doesn’t look like he stays skinny himself.

Wow, he really is a douche.

He doesn’t look like he stays skinny himself.

I don’t think the pleat-front khakis are helping any.  There’s going to be a full chapter on that topic in my upcoming tome, “The Re-Education of the Male.”

Be sure to include a chapter about cutting your hair every once in a while. I just hate it when men grow their hair to their butts. I know they think it’s sexy, but it’s just a major fashion don’t.

I don’t think the pleat-front khakis are helping any.

Pleat-front khakis make Asian kitties grow wings. They make you look like you work at J.C. Penney.

I think your book should include a chapter about guys that drive too fast. Desperate, cheesy guys do that to show off their car, or make themselves seem more exciting. I think it’s obnoxious and women seem to find it really unattractive. FAIL. Guys think they seem adventurous like James Bond, but women are just wondering how cool it’s going to be when they kill someone’s pet or child.

And believe me, what you won’t do, ten broads around the corner will.

-Dante Moore

better wash that man right out of my hair
-"turn the corner, another one there “

-PJ Harvey

Too bad Dante can’t rock my balls off like she can.

Inneresting tidbit:

Shockingly, a woman publishes this mess. The Re-Education of the Female Is put out by Zane, an African-American erotica author, who says she published Moore’s books because she thinks “women should be forewarned and realize what’s out there.” Zane adds, “If he hadn’t put his name on the book, I would’ve thought my ex-fiance wrote it."

(source)

This was Tom Cruise’s character in Magnolia.

This was Tom Cruise’s character in Magnolia.

“Respect the cock.”

This was Tom Cruise’s character in Magnolia.

Ha!

Wow, they’ve even got the bad hair and unfortunate getup in common!

I think you’re onto something with the Tom Cruise character, Balderdash. If anything is to believed from Dante Moore, he was raised by women without a male role model. This caused him some problems attracting women until a certain point in his life. For whatever reason he wasn’t getting respect from women, he seems to blame it on the women who raised him.

I’m no shrink here, but it seems like he’s got some anger issues here, and this book is sort of a “You made me act weird and girls called me a fag, mama!” Kind of thing. Just my .2

This was Tom Cruise’s character in Magnolia.

That is very astute.  The Frank T.J. Mackey character made a commodity out of his father’s treatment of women albeit selling his brand of self-help to men as opposed to this dbag’s pitch, which is apparently to women.

Magnolia is one of my all-time favourite movies despite it’s editing flaws (It’s not too long, it’s actually too short).

I’d pay someone to go to a book signing and rip off that guy’s hair extensions.  They’d be required to do it Elaine Benes style (re George’s toupee) "You see this thing? I don’t like it..."

Sign me up!