Never trust a man who doesn’t own a pair of blue jeans.

My brother, who is ... mentally unusual, always told me, “Never trust a man who wears anything other than a flannel shirt.” Advice I have not kept up on.

There is nothing wrong with mentally unusual.

You can probably just stop at “Never trust a man.”

Never trust a man who doesn’t own a pair of blue jeans.

I own one pair of blue jeans.

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