Melrose?  Is that you?

And isn’t this the chick who didn’t make it last season, whose dad was a boot camp instructor?

Seriously, whole lotta fuggle going on here.

Creepy looking and awkward bendy-like.  The judges will eat her up.  And then, in a surprise twist, spit her out after they’ve reached the foreign destination.  Which is rumored to be Milwaukee.

Will get the “too porno” slutty edit.  Hopefully she’ll stick around long enough to get that overbite fixed.  Yikes.

Holy crap, one of the Duggars made ANTM?  No effin way!

Someone’s been raiding Cassandra’s closet, huh?

come on, people, this only happens twice a year!  Bitch already!

Well even though you suborned my submission (and gave it a better headline I might add), I’ll dish.

Ebony looks like a man, which may be good for her, given the fact that Jaslene won last cycle.

My pick is Lisa. I think she has a pretty good look.

Since when is size 8 plus size?

you suborned my submission

D’oh!  How’d we miss that?  So sorry, bish.

My pick is Lisa. I think she has a pretty good look.

I like her too.  She reminds me of Nasri (?), the model from the last season of Project Runway, whom I thought was stunning.

Only had time for a quick perusal so I’ll try to be a superficial as possible…

Apparently a passing truck went through a big puddle of fug splashing many of the contestants and there was no time to clean up before the photo shoot.

Sarah looks healthy enough.  Heather and Jenah seem fine also.

Mila has that coke whore ‘go tither’ look that is vaguely appealing, although that may just be familiarity.

Saleisha seems an obvious lock for ‘Miss Salacious’ or ‘Miss Most Annoyingly-Named’, one of the two.

Kimberly is from Ocala, which is near where I used to live. She’s ugly but I’m rooting for her anyway.

I like Jenah and Sarah. They actually have boobs. If someone with boobs wins, maybe people will start making clothing for women with boobs.

What the hell is up with that horrible bandeau thing on the short-haired one in the back right? talk about unflattering to a female figure…

you suborned my submission

D’oh!  How’d we miss that?  So sorry, bish.

No problem. I’m just practicing my snark for when the eliminations start. And I can’t believe that they are passing Sarah off as plus sized. Maybe they figure that since they had a cycle with 2, they can get away without one this time.

I like Vicky:
Date Of Birth: Unknown
Hometown: Unknown
Current Residence: New Haven, CT
Pre-Reality Occupation: College student
Marital Status: Unknown

Now, not knowing your DOB is one thoing, but not knowing your marital status?? Dang that’s a short bus rider if, like, ever.

Most of them have “Unknown” for many entries. I think that will get filled in for them all later…