Here’s somebody attempting “fierce eyes”

I’m going to say “FAIL”

It’s the smiling with your eyes competition! Could it really have taken 11 seasons to get to this moment?

Isis calls somebody who tells him/her that if he/she believes he/she is beautiful, than he/she will be beautiful, roughly. Or he/she could try taking a good picture for a change.

Tyra explains how she got the idea. She was on vacation with her friend, they were practice-modeling...oh Tyra, you so crazy!

Looking at the pictures, this has to be the dumbest photoshoot ever.

You know, I’m kind of disappointed to see Isis go, because every year they do a nude photoshoot, and I was sort of wanting to know how they were going to handle that.

BTW, the link doesn’t work.

It’s the smiling with your eyes competition!

And Cluck* won!

I mean, if the fact that there is a reality tv school isn’t a sign that the apocalypse is here, this surely is.

*because I’m not going to sully the awesomeness that is Hedwig by referring to her by that moniker anymore.

Also, Jeremy Scott needs to get over himself.  Dude, you haven’t been relevant since 2001, and your clothes are fug.

I’m over Elina.  Want her off my tv.

poor Isis.  Poor gap toothed, fugly Isis.  She was just too secure i.e. didn’t provide enough drama.

You know, I’m kind of disappointed to see Isis go, because every year they do a nude photoshoot, and I was sort of wanting to know how they were going to handle that.

They just showed you how they would handle it, get rid of the problem before you have to confront the uncomfortableness of it at all. Although isn’t Isis a post-op? If so, she should look just like the others, maybe a little better since nature didn’t have anything to do with the layout.

No, Isis is pre-op. That’s why they always said, “were you nervous about being in a bathing suit?”

Yes, and clearly she had to be eliminated at some point so she could be invited onto a Very Spesh Episode of teh Tyra Banks Show to talk about loving herself for who she really is overcoming obstacles etc. etc. and receiving a gift certificate for one free gender reassignment surgery at Dr. Lopsitoff’s acclaimed Manhattan clinic.

Also on the show is Sheena (who’ll be offered a free fake boob-removal procedure) and Whitney (bariatric surgery, as she is clearly an enormous plus-sized cow and come on, no one can be happy like that!)