Unfortunately, to many of these ‘signs’ apply to co-workers and relatives.

In my extended family, there are many worshipers, but they seem to have little actual knowledge of the cult they claim to follow. This confuses me.

My fenian friend was educated in a religious school, and some topics are verboten with him—but he’s never read the bible.

Oh joy, some of those said relatives are visiting the area and would like us to have “brunch” with them tomorrow. Fuckin’ A.

Well praise be. maybe they’ll pick up the check. Just be sure to do the tip for them. Fundies rarely will.