Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white.You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.

I bolded the part that I’m sure is true. It is, right? Right? RIGHT???? Fuckers.

Hmm, I got the same result. And a headache from the damn flickering.

And I’m not sure that “Thoughtful to the extreme” is actually a good thing. You can overthink things, which isn’t good, is it?

Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.

Now that, I’ll grant you, is 100% true.

My personality didn’t make it past the second question. It decided taking out the trash would be more productive.

Quiet and very self-assured, you tend to keep your own council. Pragmatic and practical to a fault, you are not one to worry about the finer points of philosophical discourse. In fact, because you are very much an individualist, you often finds yourself at odds with the established truth or the wishes of the majority. You will often earn the wrath of an employer by taking upon yourself decisions which are rightly those of your manager. You are not one to take credit unless it is deserved. Similarly however, you will also not happily give credit where it is not due. In a romantic relationship you can be very frustrating. While you do care deeply and sincerely, and are willing to work at a relationship, your confidence in your own abilities can on occasion make it difficult to see the world from a partner’s point of view. Quiet and stoic at times, you can drive a more emotional individual completely up the wall. You can become overstressed and fatigued without knowing it. Taking time to rest between bouts of hard work can help to prevent a breakdown later on.

Some of it is dead on, like my driving a more emotional individual nuts by being quiet and stoic.

Seems about as 100% spot on accurate as, say, horoscopes.

Senseless drivel, it makes me ill.

took it twice, once sober, once not, got the same horoscope as LP and Dimmer. My question is how one circle with a dot inside can pretend to be me to a greater degree than another circle with a dot inside. Is this like those Find the Difference pictures from Hi-lights Magazine?

Turns out it’s a hoax: part of some dude’s flash portfolio. Which is a bummer for Spazmo, who kind of liked his outcome.

"My question is how one circle with a dot inside can pretend to be me to a greater degree than another circle with a dot inside. Is this like those Find the Difference pictures from Hi-lights Magazine?"

Sadly enough questions just as freaking stupid are used to gauge people with psychiatric differences all the time—and with lots of “Oh, I know you know that’s what I’d want you to say so you changed your response to be outwith what I’d think were sensible, so when you said the clouds were green and the sea was sea-green I’m on to you and… and...”

But they do studies. And tests. And the tests refute the studies, so the studies have to be redone. Then the tests are redone, and they refute the studies; just as the studies are about to say maybe the tests were right.

While we don’t have a perpetual motion machine yet, we do have things in motion, perpetually—none of them worth a snails fart.