Is only having one a problem for you Ladies? Just curious.

I have three.

Is that all they could do, Lance Armstrong (or John Kruk) imitations?

"Franco was monorchid - he had only one testicle,” she said.

Monorchism: absense asymetry.  “Monorchid”? Well I don’t know whether that’s a word.  How about he suffered from monorchismatic discontent.

Ya’ll are delightfully funny-lookin’ in the genitals either way. Makes no nevermind to me how they hang, just s’long as they do…

I always called them “uniballers.” Monorchid is a new one for me.