Easy one to start:

“It looks just like Wayne’s basement...only that’s not Wayne’s basement...”

Don’t tell us what movie it’s from; just post the quote and we’ll guess.  Funzo*!

I would guess but I don’t want to risk the lap dance from Butter Boy.

Anyway, here’s my movie quote:
‘Camp’ Freddie: But Mr. Bridger, what if the Professor’s not bent?
Mr. Bridger: Camp Freddie, everyone in the *world* is bent!

Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy.

pervert!

{which is to say, Boogie Nights}

Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan
Indo muu
Rusuto uiraadoa
Hanba hanbamuyan
Randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu

I would guess but I don’t want to risk the lap dance from Butter Boy.

fwiw the $50 and/or lap dance offer is only for the first person to guess the FUNZO reference.

Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!

Mean Girls

Mosura ya Mosura ...

Mothra? or Godzilla vs. ~

I’m a fair guy , but this fucking tepid tea is making me absolutely crazy.

Oh no that was me to my secretary just now.

Is your secretary being naughty?  Is she going to be punished like the dirty, dirty girl that she is?

/I’ve watched way too much porn in the past month.

No very well behaved.

Funzo*!

?

This is a bit obscure, so I’ll give you two:

"Jesus Christ. You just shot Morini. He was Valerio’s fucking brother-in-law.”
“He had a gun. He was going to shoot you.”
“What?”
“See if he’s dead.”
“Well, I don’t think he’s getting any older.”

And

"Goddamn it. You shot me in the exact same fucking place as last time!”
“I’m sorry. I mean you no disrespect. You’re my retainer. I don’t want to put too many holes in you.”

"Jesus Christ. You just shot Morini. He was Valerio’s fucking brother-in-law.”
“He had a gun. He was going to shoot you.”
“What?”
“See if he’s dead.”
“Well, I don’t think he’s getting any older.”

Cement?

Nope.

You know, in ancient cultures bears were considered equal with men.

This ain’t no ancient culture here, mister.

Sometimes it is.

You know, in ancient cultures bears were considered equal with men.

Sometimes it is.

Got it.

I knew her schedule: it had become my schedule. 9:45am each day she’d show up with bread and other basics for the welfare folks, and I’d watch her as I masturbated in a futile act of love. She was so perfect.

LA is like nowhere man, everyone who lives here is dead.

Actually, kill the “man” above.

Look at ‘em, ordinary fucking people, I hate ‘em.

Oh, and “lost” not dead.

"LA is like nowhere: everyone who lives here is lost."

Look at ‘em, ordinary fucking people, I hate ‘em.

From the only good movie Emilio Estevez has ever been in.

Well....that and Maximum Overdrive.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

God got Wendy’s periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.

"Was it over when the germans attacked Pearl
Harbor! Hell no!
“The germans?”
“Just let him go he`s on a roll.”

WH wins the lapdance!

"Was it over when the germans attacked Pearl
Harbor! Hell no!
“The germans?”
“Just let him go he`s on a roll.”

this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part

Here’s butterboy ready to dance.

Mmmm butter moobs

BTW Who is that?  One of the older Jackson brothers? Hugo Chavez?

Let’s ask WH after he gets his greasy lap dance.

“It looks just like Wayne’s basement...only that’s not Wayne’s basement.

I have no idea what this is, but suspect it signifies both party-time and excellen(t)ce.